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Evil Clowns For Hire

The World's Only Evil Clown Extreme Variety Show!

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    Welcome to the online home of the Evil Clowns For Hire - The World's ONLY Evil Clown Extreme Variety Show - Beezelbubba's Human Freakshow!

    In Beezelbubba's Human Freakshow, sideshow veterans Ses Carny and Professor Chumley join forces to bring one of the most memorable and amazing shows to the center stage with ratings from "PG" - "R", to fit your specific needs! The Evil Clowns also carry FULL general liaiblity insurance, so you can have the peace of mind that you are hiring professionals who care as much about your guests and property, as you do.

    Feats of human endurance, classic sideshow style stunts and tons of comedy come together for a show unlike any other. Fire, Needles, Hooks, Electricity, Nails, Glass, Power Equipment and much more combine into what one spectator called "A tornado bigger than OZ of shocking and hilarious moments. We left Kansas at the door!"

    When asked in an interview to describe the exhibition, Ses put it best when he stated, “If you want entertainment that will keep people talking, then sit down and hold on. We're on a runaway roller coaster ride and the tracks are out ahead”.

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Here is a list of some of the acts you may see in the show:

Fire Eating, Fire Breathing, Human Blockhead, Frontal Lobotomy (Power Drill In Face), Mental Flossing, Grinder Games, Bed of Nails, Block Smash, Pierced Weightlifting, Face In Broken Glass, Electrocution, Extreme Human Pincushion, Eye Hooks, Pin The Money On The Clown (Body Stapling), Stand Up Comedy and more!

*******WARNING! Many of the stunts that Ses Carny and Professor Chumley perform can be highly dangerous or even fatal if attempted without proper knowledge of how to perform the act. We will not be resposible for any accidents that occur from anyone attempting these stunts. The videos and photos on this site are for reference of the Evil Clown's For Hire show, ONLY.
DO NOT TRY ANYTHING you see on this web site!**********
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